A swinging hairy weird dream

Yesterday I watched a youtube video called Are Humanzees Possible? and of course before I clicked on the thumbnail I was curious with the title already. So I watched it. I didn't have the sound on though 'cause I just didn't have my headphones with me at the time and it would be a bit too loud to use the out-speakers as this computer has been publicized aka it used to be all-mine and they moved it out so everyone could use it (sad it is).

So, the humanzee video was about human + chimpanzee sort of matter. Since I only saw the images I could just guess what the vid was actually about. I thought it was about the fact that chimpanzee is the closest family to human or human is the closest family to chimpanzee. Again I don't exactly know what it was about and am too lazy to re-watch the vid.

And just last night I had this weird dream. I dreamed about a chimpanzee.

Oh wait. Before I continue I actually watched another 'related' youtube vid talking about the hairiest man in China named Yu Zhenhuan (pic to the left). Basically the guy was... overly hairy.

So, yes I dreamed about a chimpanzee. A big chimpanzee. It actually looked like an orangutan. I wasn't really in the dream but watching these moving images with sound like a documentary vid.

The monkey kind was big just as big as an adult man. Its skin color was quite fair and its hair was red.

I then thought something like "This orangutan looks like a human. Amazing"

I was actually not so sure whether it was an orangutan looking like a human or a man looking like an orangutan. I wasn't so sure until it spoke! or should I say the guy spoke! In English!

"Huuh?? What??! A man??! This orangutan is a man?! What?"

I then suddenly remembered this tiger-man that I saw many times on tv. He modified his body so he looks like a tiger. His obsession is to be looking as closest as a real tiger by having tattoos, injections on his face, piercings, fake cat-kind of mustache, etc.

So "Is this guy also obsessed to be looking like a real orangutan?"

One more important thing. I didn't actually realize it was a man just after he spoke but also after I saw its -excuse me I need this accepted biological and scientific term sort of word- penis hanging and swinging down there! It wasn't just swinging but quite big too. Hahahaha... this is not a gay porn post. No, it's obviously not.

I was either amazed or terrified. It felt sooo weird to see a man looking exactly like an orangutan.

I wish I could picture it on a paper and scan it so I can slightly share with you what I saw in the dream. No I'm not thinking of sharing the picture of 'that'! lol

Enjoy your hairy day! Whatever it means.